Help Me Choose My Author Photo

I need an author photo and don't know which one to choose.  Please leave me a comment mentioning your favorite.  If I just need to start over mention that.  I won't like that answer very much though!

#1- overexposed?

#2- The homeschool mom look.

#3- I think I look a little frightened or stressed in this one.

#4

#5

Which one looks the least like I hate having my picture taken?  How do women get their curly hair to look good in photos.  Mine is not photogenic no matter what I do.  Maybe that is part of the reason I hate having my photo taken. 

Photo credit goes to my 17 year old son, Jacob.  Thanks, buddy!